In commemoration of ANCHOR BAY ENTERTAINMENT'S release of BRAD PITT's inaugural starring role in JOHNNY SUEDE onto DVD, we have been working hard with the scientists at CELEBMATING INC.*** to give you the once in a lifetime chance to finally see just what a beautiful creature you and Mr. PITT would have made, if that other person (whom shall remain nameless) hadn't gotten to him first!

That's right, your dreams have finally become reality as we offer you the once in a lifetime chance to BREED PITT!!!  Just upload your personal photo and click UPLOAD PHOTO below to get your very own picture of BRAD and your new love child!